Tasty, tasteful porn

Y'all, I've bought so much porn this year, and so much of it through awesome Kickstarters; I hope anyone reading this is 100% okay with me talking lots and lots about cartoon humping because there's a lot more to come.

Food Porn is a collection put together by Filthy Figments (which is an AWESOME, women-driven subscription porn site that you should totally look into if you're looking for some great wank material). The book is organized around the dual themes of food and sex, and each short story is accompanied by a recipe for something that sounds super tasty. I donated to the Kickstarter at a level that allowed me to end up with both the collected, soft-cover stories and a coil-bound cookbook of the recipes by themselves. I'm going to be honest, the coil-bound cookbook is a bit disappointing; each page is laid out by the author of the comic and some pages are very hard to read. It might have been slightly more effective as a cookbook if the editors had stuck with a more conventional cookbook layout and maybe had just a single illustration for each recipe, but overall you can tell that a lot of effort was put into the recipe pages and that's nice. The stories themselves are great and some of them are incredibly fucking sexy, so the porn portion is a-okay and I've got no complaints about it.

"Following Directions" by Kori Michele (Recipe: Sally's Simple Veggie Soup)
An adorable couple get more than they bargained for when they read a recipe slightly wrong - silly puns abound as the issue is resolved with a little unexpected help.

"Safe Harbor" by Kickingshoes (Recipe: Ginger Glazed Mahi Mahi)
Aaaah! Aaaah! When a fisherman finds a secret cove he has the adventure of a lifetime with two shark-men who help him make his catch after helping him with something else. (SOOOOO PRETTY)

"Food Talk" by Boltplum (Recipe: Raggmunk)
A couple discusses the desire for a taste of home and adjusting to change all while having a good time connecting on a very personal level.

"Quick Distraction" by Scotty (Recipe: Cream of Mushroom Enchiladas)
A chef takes advantage of her boyfriend's poor cooking skills while they wait for a whole chicken to boil.

"Lion and the Lamb" by Niki Smith (Recipe: Arabian Style Leg of Lamb)
Spices warm up a cold winter night between lovers. (Niki Smith's art is off-the-charts amazing, just so you know)

"Knead and Rise" by Dechanique (Recipe: Homemade Pizza)
SO FUCKING CUTE AND SEXY - Pizzeria owners are surprised by the early arrival of a delivery-person; everyone takes advantage f the unexpected situation.

"Breakfast in Bed" by Dumpling Heart (Recipe: Taiwanese Rice Rolls)
A woman is frustrated by he boyfriend's abundance of kindness - he wakes early every morning to make her breakfast in bed but she wants a taste of something else.

"Complex Spice" by Tsukiyono (Recipe: Chicken Tikka Masala)
A woman returns home to find that her partner has made her favorite meal, but the taste of spices on skin is more appealing than dinner.

"Overload" by Apollo (Recipe: Apollo's Lava Overload Cake)
OMFG, honestly Apollo's sexy boys are the reason I signed up for Filthy Figments in the first place. This is a great example of why. A chocolate demon is on the warpath and about to wreck a strawberry demon's lovely home - the strawberry demon offers his pert ass for destruction instead and ends up wonderfully, happily wrecked. Lots of macro going on here and a not-quite-all-the-way-through money-shot. SO FUCKING HOT.

"A La Mode" by Gina Biggs (Recipe: Vegan Pumpkin Pie)
Things get saucy between a young couple with very few inhibitions in a public diner.

"Raspberry Heart" by TE Woodis (Recipe: Chocolate Mousse)
A mousse monster is on the loose and the super-hero Raspberry Heart needs some loving from her boyfriend before her heart is charged up enough to take care of this sticky situation.

"A Little Different" by Jamie Jennings (Recipe: Super Pink Cocktail and Watermelon Salad)
Trainee space-pals (I don't really know what either does other than bone in the comic) share a decadent meal and some delightful downtime before cuddling up to sleep.

"Nectar" by Aero Zero (Recipe: Honey Cake)
A king and his consort enjoy the nectar of the forest god, a potent aphrodisiac, before the god himself finds them and joins in on their fun.

"Crumble Me" by Ariel Vittori (Recipe: Soft Lemon-Clove Biscotti)
FUCKING HOT D/S ACTION - Master has been feeling ill so Master's Dirty Little Girl takes it upon herself to serve him (FUCKING GOD, this came out of nowhere for me, the art is so soft and sweet and the story is so kinky, dammit, GOOD WORK).

"Seaside Sweethearts" by SW Searle (Recipe: Apple Crunch)
A seaside picnic turns into a different kind of wet adventure as two lovers take advantage of an empty beach.

"Red Summer" by Molly Ostertag (Recipe: Pomegranate Syrup)
A woman is entranced by the beautiful girl who sells pomegranates at the  market - lots of luscious fruit imagery, great illustrations, sexy as fuck.

"Red Bean Buns" by Blue Delliquanti (Recipe: Red Bean Buns)
Aaaah! Cute lovers (one of whom is so fat and happy and lovable and just so fucking cute I can't handle it) get distracted from their baking project by their hunger for one another. SO CUTE.

"The Munchies" by Megan Rose Gedris (Recipe: Apple Chicken Pie)
Someone gets the munchies after enjoying some pot brownies, but it turns out she's hungry for something that isn't hiding in a cupboard.


Various Authors. Ed. Gina Biggs. Food Porn. Strawberry Comics. 2016.